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Created on 2004-05-20 11:32:33 (#3207110), last updated 2004-05-21
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Basic Info| Name: | calmdowndavis |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 10-26 |
| Location: | Bedford, Texas, United States |
Bio I feel entirely too narcissistic writing an entire paragraph about myself, so I've decided to write about something else... Something near and dear to my heart- Frosty the Snowman. Odds are you associate Frosty with innocent, childish fun. I don't. I associate Frosty the Snowman with pure, unadulterated evil. Let me rehash the plotline to Americas favorite 'harmles', 'lighthearted' christmas story:
One fun-filled winter day neighborhood children decide to build a snowman. They roll 3 balls of snow to form a body, use coals to form eyes, a button for a nose, and then place a magic hat on Frosty's head when, suddenly, he springs into action. Pretty tame stuff, right? Hmmm. Well, unbenounced to the children the magical hat on Frosty's head belongs to a vile, selfish, souless magician who will stop at absolutely nothing to reclaim his possesion. Guess what happens next- the temperature rises to above 32 degrees faranheit and Frosty starts to melt. Thats right, the protagonist of a story designed to captivate four year olds begins the tedious process of melting to death. So Frosty the Slowly Dying Snowman and a little girl he's befriended hop a train headed for the north pole, a place cold enough to keep him frozen year round. What they don't know is that the son-of-a-bich magician has been stalking them throughout their entire journey, just waiting for a chance to strike. Finally, at the climax of the tale, he gets it. After a long, ardous journey to the north pole Frosty's elementary-aged companion begins to shiver. Being a kind-hearted creature Frosty decides to rest with the little girl in the nearest heated building, a greenhouse. Slam! the door to the greenhouse shuts behind them and the two are trapped. The magician FUCKING LOCKS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN IN A GREENHOUSE. The next five minutes of the movie document the mutation of Frosty from a perfectly healthy, jolly creature into a pool of water. Then, sickingly, the animators thought it a good idea to end the scene with an image that could haunt Joseph Mendelay: Frosty's faithful companion, the little girl who risked life and limb to help him survive buries her head into her hands and lets a single tear escape out of her ducts..... only to fall silently into Frosty's lifeless puddle.
Thats some fucked up shit.
One fun-filled winter day neighborhood children decide to build a snowman. They roll 3 balls of snow to form a body, use coals to form eyes, a button for a nose, and then place a magic hat on Frosty's head when, suddenly, he springs into action. Pretty tame stuff, right? Hmmm. Well, unbenounced to the children the magical hat on Frosty's head belongs to a vile, selfish, souless magician who will stop at absolutely nothing to reclaim his possesion. Guess what happens next- the temperature rises to above 32 degrees faranheit and Frosty starts to melt. Thats right, the protagonist of a story designed to captivate four year olds begins the tedious process of melting to death. So Frosty the Slowly Dying Snowman and a little girl he's befriended hop a train headed for the north pole, a place cold enough to keep him frozen year round. What they don't know is that the son-of-a-bich magician has been stalking them throughout their entire journey, just waiting for a chance to strike. Finally, at the climax of the tale, he gets it. After a long, ardous journey to the north pole Frosty's elementary-aged companion begins to shiver. Being a kind-hearted creature Frosty decides to rest with the little girl in the nearest heated building, a greenhouse. Slam! the door to the greenhouse shuts behind them and the two are trapped. The magician FUCKING LOCKS FROSTY THE SNOWMAN IN A GREENHOUSE. The next five minutes of the movie document the mutation of Frosty from a perfectly healthy, jolly creature into a pool of water. Then, sickingly, the animators thought it a good idea to end the scene with an image that could haunt Joseph Mendelay: Frosty's faithful companion, the little girl who risked life and limb to help him survive buries her head into her hands and lets a single tear escape out of her ducts..... only to fall silently into Frosty's lifeless puddle.
Thats some fucked up shit.
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